Wedged Like a Piece of Cheese

I flew down to Orlando last week, and I was able to buckle my seatbelt on the plane. It was a tight fit though, and I was wedged in that seat like a piece of cheese! On the flight home, I had the opportunity to upgrade to first class for $100 bucks, and I jumped at it. Man, oh man…the seat was bigger, the seatbelt was bigger, and I was all stretched out!

What I wondered about, and maybe someone can clue me in, was about the bathroom. Airline bathrooms are tiny. Is the bathroom in first class a little bit bigger, or still just as little?

We took the Autotrain this summer, and the bathrooms are TINY. My hips are rubbing up against the sides of the walls. Talk about feeling wedged like a piece of cheese! Umm, just excuse me while I’m stuck in the bathroom. Can someone get a shoehorn and pry my big ole ass out of here?

My chubby cheeks were happy sitting in my first class seat on my flight home.