Plus Size Underwear or Dental Floss?

I wear plus size underwear. Conjures up sexy images doesn’t it? On the other hand, my sister wears what appears to be dental floss for underwear. We were hanging out together one day, and I was helping her out by switching her laundry over. She yelled out to me, “My underwear air dries, don’t put that in the dryer!”

I’m moving clothes from washer to dryer, when I come upon a strip of lace or fabric that was about gee, 1/2 an inch wide. I hold it up, “Does this qualify as underwear?” Of course, we fell to the floor in fits of laughter, because she’s realizing it’s tiny, and I’m realizing I have a fat ass.

No way, that’s not really true, I don’t have a fat behind, I have a REALLY big behind! Fat would be sort of an understatement. Sure enough, she decides that next time I’m shopping, I have to buy a thong or g-string and just see how comfortable they are. Ha, do they make them in my size? Sadly, yes they do. Sadly, I bought one and tried it. Now, I’m not proud of this moment, but here I put it on, and it all but disappears from my view. Dear God! Where did it go? Yeah, I’m not into picking things out of my crack, so I’ll stick with my big undies.

I don’t know about you, if you’re plus size, but I like cheek coverage. Let my ass cheeks be fully covered. Now I know that takes a lot of material, but it feels better than pulling down material that slides up your cheeks all day long.

I remember my first experience going from traditional panties to when “Fit for ME” sizes came out. It was like the heavens opened up and angels were singing. I bought a package, and put them on. They covered my rear…ALL of it! Both of my cheeks were fully covered! This was some sort of small miracle. I pranced around in the bedroom, happy to finally have full check coverage!

I thought of my sister’s dental floss, then picked up a pair of my new plus size underwear, holding it up. Holy cow, I have a huge ass! That’s A LOT of material! It’s okay, because now my cheeks are happily covered, and I’m loving my undies. Don’t go hating on me because my ass is covered and yours isn’t! This girl loves her plus size panties, even if they aren’t sexy or cool.

At 250 pounds, I need rear end coverage, ya know? My plus size underwear and I are happily a team now!